The Mikey Show
the greatest morning radio program in the world. if you don’t listen to this show you need to be shot between the eyes. you need to have someone break a broom stick in half and stick each sharp and pointy end into your kidneys. also have someone take a sludge hammer to your shins. also have a crowbar smashed in your mouth mainly aiming for your teeth.
holy sh-t bro, i just sh-t my pants when i saw ashley from the mikey show. man she leaves me with a semi.
Read Also:
- the nigger language
ahh yes, the n-gg-r language, a tranquil yet subtle tone of voice is used to indicate harsh phrases, such as “n-gg-r please” and “the shizzit is on fizzit.” ah the wonders of the “n-gg-r language.” that n-gg-r speaks very well in “the n-gg-r language.”
- Theomione
theomione is a non-canon ship in the harry potter fandom. it is a portmanteaux of theodore/hermione, pairing theodore nott with hermione granger. the fanfiction is often styled like blaise zabini/hermione granger (blamione) fanfics with the knowledge there is available of theodore’s character. girl 1: i’m writing a theomione fanfic, but i’m having trouble developing backstory […]
- Fucking Stop
the appropriate reply to a dead baby joke. douche: what’s pink, bubbly, and tapping on the gl-ss? a de- guy: f-cking stop.
- Stanberry Juice
1. what stans drink. 2. the opposite of haterade. kj is really oding on the stanberry juice today.
- stank haiduken
the act of p-ssing gas while performing the haiduken move from street fighter ii. tony made a stank haiduken to distract ryan from seeing his hidden hand punch.