the mimi
a painful handjob that involves getting an indian burn on one’s p-n-s. usually performed in a bathroom of a bar by a girl that doesn’t even realize there is a p-n-s in her hand.
dude, i haven’t been able to w-nk for days after that b-tch gave me the mimi!
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