the missing inch


the left over piece of flesh after p-n-s reduction surgery. the p-n-s is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the m-ssive length.
douglas hardy found the missing inch. in order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on mandy’s dresser table.

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