the moist towelette
a very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. the moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. take a medical pract-tioner’s latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. then use it to m-st-rb-t- as if it was a pocket p-ssy. this technique was created by lance ward.
bobby: hey lance
lance: yo i just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.
bobby: what???
lance: the moist towelette……
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