The Mom Network
moms’ main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. if someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on sat-rday?
brandon: steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. his mom told casey’s mom, and casey’s mom told your mom, who told my mom.
adam: the mom network strikes again, i see.
moms’ main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. if someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on sat-rday?
brandon: steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. his mom told casey’s mom, and casey’s mom told your mom, who told my mom.
adam: the mom network strikes again, i see.
Read Also:
- tingletext
a blank sms message sent to let someone know that they are being thought of. also acceptable is the message: tt i knew my friend was feeling lonely so i sent him a tingletext.
- Troggie
perhaps the most awesome (and intelligent) lifeform in the known universe. seven feet tall, and full of manly muscle, troggie can rip chuck norris in half with just his mind. amazing, troggie is so friggen amazing, he will break you with his mind.
- Clockblocking
when you have a watch and don’t tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever. andrew: hey jake, what time is it? jake: (has a watch) i have no idea…sorry andrew: come on man don’t be clockblocking me being stopped from leaving work by your superior in […]
- Dignity Cloth
a euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism. use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up. while most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive. after masturbating for the ninth time before noon, […]
- reallyously
when really or seriously just don’t do the situation justice. dude, did you know john left his hot wife for a man? reallyously?