The Money Slap
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.
jason: “dude what happened to your face?”
kyle: “i called justin fat and that b-st-rd gave me the money slap!”
jason: “d-mn i guess you wont be talking sh-t about him no more”
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