The Monkey Fucking The Skunk


this is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
boy, i tell you what, i’m like the monkey f-cking the skunk, i’ve had about all this stinking sumb-tch i can stand.

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