The Monkey’s Nose
the unshaven female genitalia
1
john knew he wouldn’t get laid this weekend as the monkey’s nose was bleeding.
2
“how about i give you a bl-w j-b instead?” she said. he knew at the point that the monkey’s nose was bleeding.
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