The Moose Move


when going down on a girl and the smell is so unbearable that you have to have to plug your nose with your two thumbs while resting your fingers on her inner thighs.

its purpose is to disguise what you are doing without letting her know when she looks down to see what you are doing.
dude, it was so bad down there that i had to do “the moose move” just to get through it.

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