The Mormon 500
a derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the salt lake city area.
utah’s highways are sh-tty and inadequate. also, utah drivers are traditionally dumb–ss, inconsiderate -ssholes. everyone (everyone) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
“i would have gotten here sooner but i got trapped in the mormon 500.”
“we left at 2:00 as to avoid the mormon 500.”
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