The Morning Birds
a malady in which one involuntarily remembers images and snippets of conversation from the previous night’s activities.
ie, the egg slipped off his fork, as he remembered how the tall girl had rolled her eyes at him outside the bar the night before. in addition to a throbbing headache, john had woken up with a vicious case of the morning birds.
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