The Mortal Kombat Finisher
before starting s-x play the mortal kombat them song. text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. proceed to begin oral s-x. (this was originally planned for 2 girls, but i’m sure it will work with a guy and girl also) after 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral s-x. this is the point where your friend should call. answer the phone and place it on speaker. your friend should then yell “finish her”. proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.
extra points if she’s on her period and “finishing her” causes blood to splatter
your mom wasn’t really feelin it last night until i pulled the mortal kombat finisher. now she’s in love with me.
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