The Moses
a s-x move; when she is menstruating and you part her v-g-n- lips with your hands to lick her cl-toris. therefore, parting the red sea.
my chick was raggin’ last night so i did the moses before i ate her out.
a driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.
i was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did the moses. for whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. – d. bruch
the person who is at the head of an impromptu line or group of traveling people.
(narration by david attenborough)
“as the group ventured across the field, a young female -ssumed the role of “the moses”.
a s-xual act where the female expects the male to wear a condom…but at the last second the male removes the condom, penetrates and yells, ‘let my people go!’
i totally pulled the moses on my girlfriend last night, and now she needs an abortion.
when a person seperates the -ss cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.
” ayo , mario just pulled the moses on me! “
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