the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd)
when you c-m on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you p-n-s like a straw.
“get your face on it and suck,” said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of d-ck (mcmd),”yeah thats right b-tch.” and she had a c-m smoothie.
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