The Mr.Penut
the s-xual act of taking your scr-t-m and glueing small gl-sses, a small cane, and a small monicle to it. then lay your scr-t-m in a bowl and offer it to your partner saying “want some nuts?”
dude!, i gave your mom the mr.penut lastnight
the s-xual act of a man putting gl-sses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner “wants some nuts?”
dude, i gave her the mr.penut last night!
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