The Muff


a person with hair that comes out over there ears like earm-ffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves m-ffs or p-ssy.
woah look at the m-ff over there, his m-ffs are so big. its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

oi the m-ff! the m-ff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his m-ffs on.

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