The Muppet
the act of reaching up your female partners -ss while you are having v-g-n-l intercourse and jerking yourself off. the masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the “puppet master”.
my girl’s pooswa is looser than gandalf’s sleeves. the only way i can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers ‘hoodies’ who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying
“the muppets are there again”
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