The Mushroom


when about to -j-c-l-t- quickly shoot your load in the s-xual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland

a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
last night i mushroomed my partner
i have commited the mushroom on some bird last night

hah i just gave you a proper mushroom

my dad just mushroomed your mum

i mushroomed your wife last night

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