the mvp


when your receiving a bj, right before you are about to blow, she grabs your d-ck like a trophy with either one or both hands,!waves it back and forth like she’s won the super bowl and as you nut on her face you do your best kevin durant impression and say ‘you da real mvp’
boy 1: ‘did you and kate do anything last night
boy 2 ‘we didn’t have s-x but she let do the mvp on her’
boy 1: ‘nice.’
1. having an affinity of s-xual attraction to ones close family relatives

2. desiring s-x with girls under the age of 10
keep your little sisters away from mike because he has the mvp.

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