the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold


a specific position in which you and your specific spouse partic-p-te in, most commonly a male and female. it is when the female sits upon the lap of the male and no words are exchanged yet there is a great amount of s-xual tension which builds. this is usually hold usually implies “i’m not gonna bang you now, but i’m going to bang you later, and you’re gonna take it.”
that night at her crib, i totally gave her the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold. i totally banged her later that night.

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