the nard


slang for barnard college, a women’s college that is affiliated with columbia university.
will you be studying in columbia’s library tonight?

no, i think i will head over to the ‘nard instead. they have an extensive archive in the area in which i’m interested.
some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. its just cool and stupid at the same time.
joe – so where are you from?

krista – the nard

a guy – using “the nard” is gay, just say oxnard.

krista – but i’m so cool.
joe and guy – oh

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