The Narnia
on the first date, the man slips a roofie into the girls drink. as she is about to go unconscious, a midget dressed as a faun plays the flute. when the girl regains consciousness she is naked in a closet with a lion with a turkish delight in her mouth. again the girl is drugged, dressed, and returned home into her own closet.
see “turkish delight”
the narnia was tough to pull off, but thanks to that homeless midget we did it, and sarah thinks she’s crazy now
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