The Nasty Gargoyle


when you leave a cleveland steamer on a chick’s chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a angry dragon or salty pirate.

you have to crouch over her like a gargoyle.
megan is such a sl-t. i think i’ll give her the nasty gargoyle tonight.

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