the nasty


a slang term for p-rn, s-x, and masturbation.

often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
bob: brah, jenny and brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
many others: get the binoculars!

gabe: i caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.

gabe: holy sh-t! my brothers looking at the nasties again!
s-xual intercourse; when a man gets h-rny and thusly he and his women strip and hump their pelvis’s together till they yell with happiness; f-cking
leonard did the nasty last night with molly.
plainly put…s-x
john and emily did the nasty!
having s-x; making out
maricela: yo hector let’s go to my house and do the nasties!
hector: alright let’s go before your parents get home!
the act of thrusting “domino’s meatlovers pizza” into a human v-g-n-. usually resulting in pizza remnants in said v-g-n-, thus leading to maggot infestation of v-g-n-l c-n-l and surrounding genetilia.
ben did you f-ck nikki last night?
no i did the nasty instead.

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