The Navy SEAL
this is an intimidation technique that is primarily used to keep a woman quiet when she is being too loud during the throws of p-ssion. you wrap your strong arm around her neck and grab her chin and jaw, and then cover her mouth with you weak hand. you then say to her: “if you dont shut the f-ck up, i will snap your neck”. if this doesnt shut her up then nothing will. besides actually doing it…..
i was railing this chick at her house the other night, but i didnt realize her mom was across the hall. when i found out, i had to give that girl the navy seal to make sure i didnt get caught.
you sneak up on woman rip her clothes off and punch her in the nose. as she bleeds all over her face you pull ur b-lls across her eyes like goggles and spit on her while saying “ride the waves, ride the waves” while she jerks you off.
i cant wait to see a trick so i can the navy seal her -ss.
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