The Needy Octopus
when you are having s-x with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams “i want you to have my babies!”.
“dude. i was f-cking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man…im f-cked”
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