The Negro Sprint
when in any potentially dangerous or high stakes situation, you subconsciously get the f-ck away from said situation in the form of high speed running, much like black people tend to do when they see the police, hence “the negro sprint.”
“man, i was cashing my check the other day at the bank, and this guy ran in with a gun. i hit the negro sprint outta there so fast, the next thing i knew, i was already at home.”
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