The Netherly Guarantee
a guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely n-body. this was created by william “skeet murder” netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.
the sun is going to come out tomorrow, and i put the netherly guarantee on it
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