The New Facebook
the “new c-ke” of the 21st century. an answer to a design problem that no one had on the website facebook, spearheaded by mark zuckerberg.
“dude do you like the new facebook?”
“no, i think it blows big-time”
slow. often works over time to achieve the same result as the “old”. in many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
sorry i’m late. the new facebook ate up all my time.
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