The New Jersey Monster
fear the nj monster for it is f-cking huge.
it’s like new jersey only… it’s a monster!!!!!!
it’s 300 miles tall and it kills sp-ceships
it’s also as wide as nico raaaawwwwgggg!!!!!!!
it’s legs are made of “super iron” rrrawwwgggg!!!! which is like iron exept it’s like flesh only it’s made of a million billion black holes.
it’s body is made of white holes which neutralizes the black hole’s gravity vac-mes,
it’s claws are made of super novas and when they hit stuff it causes another super nova
it’s face is made of trees eviiiilll trees and its teeth are made of h-ll the real h-ll that dante wrote about, exept they’re teeth evvvilll h-ll teeth rrraawwwggg.
and he’s gonna get you
rrrrawwwwggg!!!!
guy:omfg it’s the new jersey monster
other guy: duh, it’s 300 miles tall.
if new jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.
holy s—, alex! it’s the new jersey monster!
^^^ uhh… what they said…
becuase you talk about the new jersey monster, you must be insane! mahahahahahahha!!!!
the monster that lives in the pines of new jersey
…eek
i saw the new jersey monster and i p-ssed myself.
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