the new york times


while receiving head, you -j-c-l-t- onto her face. then you deficate onto a copy of the “new york times”. you then proceed to slam her head into a copy of the “new york times”, and yell “read that sh-t, b-tch”. (if preformed correctly the paper will stick to her face)
ethan: how was veronica last night?
kyle: ah, she was being a b-tch so i gave her the new york times
ethan: that’s f-cking nasty

the new york times

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