The Newman Paradox
the way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.
newman- i’m in my friend’s room “doing work.” and by doing work i mean procrastinating. and by procrastinating i mean doing work.
jill- good job, we’ll call it the newman paradox.
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- carter laugh
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- Crummed
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