The Nightcrawler
a term for a specific s-xual act.
have s-x with a new partner, or a relative stranger. after you come, yell “bamf!” and knock your partner out with a blow from behind. after that, disappear from that persons life forever, hence “the nightcrawler”.
bonus points if you convince your date your name is kurt vogner.
“i had no intention of calling her anyway, so i pulled ‘the nightcrawler’ on her and split!”
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