the nine elemental dragons of zarnia


only the most superior living organisms. they are so cool, they make you want to kick your mom in the face. presently the current dragons are:
justin cottom
ian smith
sarah pozzi
stephanie keblish
lauren korsmoe
mich-lle quach
chris palmer
joe davis
gavin daly
the nine elemental dragons of zarnia are so much cooler than you!

Read Also:

  • Theosaurus

    the dinosaur god, or the lord of all the great lizards. a unique specimen, the skeleton of which has never been found, but the image of which appears in many of the earliest cave paintings, depicted as a giant bearded lizard seated on a cloud or floating in a celestial environment. early brontosauri used to […]

  • The Pops

    a group of popular kids within a particular area. “oh my god did you see what they were wearing?!” “yeah the pops got style”

  • the position has been filled

    decl. innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that n-body else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position. it’s amazing how i’ve sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies — and they all tell me that […]

  • the prius game

    a game popular in some parts of california. it’s punch buggy, only you don’t hit people, and you aren’t looking for vw bugs, you are looking for a toyota prius. the point break down is this: 5 pts per prius 60 pts if you see a prius re fuling at a gas station 60 pts […]

  • The Promise

    offer of f-ll-t– or a bl-w j-b that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the sweet potato queens i made him the promise, so he would mow the lawn. a promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to s-x the promisegiver steadfastly will m-st-rb-t-. […]


Disclaimer: the nine elemental dragons of zarnia definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.