The Nintendo Rule
the rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. this rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.
a: the controller isn’t working again
b: did you follow the nintendo rule
a: no dude that rule’s old and outdated
b: no it’s not. let me see it
-b applies nintendo rule-
-controller works flawlessly-
b: see i told you the nintendo rule works
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