The North Pole
this fun and cool little act is quite the tasty move if your girl really likes you. it starts by having your girl give you a bl-w j-b with ice in her mouth, the half moon shape tends to work the best. once you get nice and hard you start to hump her chest, you know t-tty f-ck!! while you are humping away have your girl insert some ice into your chocolate starfish. the finishing touch is putting your snow on her face!
i was really feeling the summer heat one night and had tammy give me the north pole, wheeeew that sure did cool me off!!!!
where santa claus is from.
santa claus is from the north pole
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