The Norwegian Slammer
a s-xual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the p-n-s of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. if the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman’s v-g-n-.
dave was treated to the norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, jenna, and he cried like a baby back b-tch.
right before i slipped my p-n-s into my girlfriend’s puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my p-n-s off. now i know what the norwegian slammer feels like.
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