the “not-mom”



when you f*ck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, the “not-mom”
ex.guy “1” dude, last week i screwed patricia. sh*t was tight, i’ll probably hit her up again soon.

guy “2” jeff, you are f*cking your not-mom because she looks like your mom and she has the same name as your mom. haha gross

when you f*ck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, the “not-mom”

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