the notebook


an amazing love story about a boy named noah and a girl named allie. the movie is based on the novel by nicholas sparks. almost everyone that watches this movie cries. the theme of the movie is: love can create miracles.
from the notebook:
noah: that’s what we do…we fight. you tell me when i’m being an arrogant son of a b-tch and i tell you when you’re being a pain in the -ss. which you are, 99% of the time. i’m not afriad to hurt your feelings. you have like a 2 second rebound rate and you’re back to doing the next pain in the -ss thing.
allie: so what?
noah: so it’s not going to be easy. it’s going to be really hard. and we’re going to have to work at this every day. but i want to do that because i want you. i want all of you, forever, every day.
the world’s greatest example of a chick flick. based off a book by nicholas sparks (of a walk to remember fame, so you know what you’re getting from the start), it follows two southern teenagers (played by ryan gosling, who every girl who’s ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and rachel mcadams, who is much more palatable in wedding crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. being male, i didn’t keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: i just kept handing the girl i was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the chicago white sox score.
girl: omg i luv the notebook!!111!!1
guy: oh god, here we go again…
definition for girl: the best movie ever and will make u cry.

definition for guy: a long movie with that girl from mean girls but if u stay awake u will get your reward.
girl: (crying) that was soooooooo sad. would u try to help me remeber if i had a brain deases
guy: yea….. of course and id still love you if we were in ww2 and we had a cl-ss difference
girl: lets go to bed
guy: (!!!!!!!!!)
a very cute movie that has romance, humor and sadness but happiness too
the movie the notebook was great
1. the movie that surp-ssed vibrators as the most common female masturbatory aid.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the anti-p-n-s.
man, i just hotel rwanda…. that is the saddest movie ever.

not as sad as the notebook!

ugh…..
the greatest movie, it is so sad. i cried all through the end. every guy who said its a p-ssy movie and only a chick flick, i bet you bawled your f-cking eyes out. it’s not bad to be a little sentimental, you cannot tell me you didn’t find it sad, the fact that he went day after day trying to get his wife to remember him, and then when she did, she relapsed and flipped the f-ck out, screaming “who are you!?!?”
the notebook:

allie: do you think our love can create miracles?
noah: i think it can.
allie: do you think our love will let us be together forever?
noah: i think it will, i love you.

then they fall asleep in allie’s bed, and they p-ss away in their sleep.
the cutest movie about with the hottest guy in it ever!
d-mn i’m bored, let’s go watch the notebook.

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