the nub team
the nub team is a way to describe every dota 2 team composition ever. the following is the usual team composition.
your team:
you: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.
spanish person: read below.
the c-cky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some kdr like “10/2/0” and killsteals from everyone in the game. they blame you/the support while ignoring the noob
the noob: usually has some kdr like “0/13/5” but ends up never being spoken of by the c-cky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.
the supporter: usually has some kdr like “2/7/31” and gets yelled at alot by the c-cky for having a bad kdr (though the c-cky always ignores -ssists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.
their team:
spanish person: todos ratas report (your name here)
the spammy: this person is the their team equivilant of the c-cky. they usually choose a very cheap hero like sniper, axe, or phantom -ssasin. nuff said.
the rat: this person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as spirit breaker.
the stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a kdr like “7/3/5” and always following you whichever lane you go on.
sniper: this person only plays as sniper. watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. because they play as sniper.
im really tired of being on the nub team. 🙁
i got put with the nub team again.
how do i stop being on the nub team?
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