The Number One


1.) derived from strong bad’s teen girl squad comics, where each character is named “the (adjective) one”. 2.) code name for one girl in a group of friends living in chicago 3.) bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sarcastic and mocking att-tude towards corny, encouraging statements such as “you’re number one!” 4.) alludes to her constant acquiring of phone numbers, due to her witty conversation starters and remarkable charm
after returning with another phone number: “she isn’t called the number one for nothing.”

“i dare you to do it. or aren’t you the number one?”
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a member of lincoln park royalty.
“let’s invite some more boys. who could we invite? let’s ask the number one!”

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