The Nutty Barbarian
this act includes the following: you and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to “freshen up” in the restroom. you proceed to take the nastiest sh-t you can without wiping. you run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped -ss and nuts up and down her face.
after along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so i knew she was in for the nutty barbarian.
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