The Oatman
the oatman is a move of legendary proportions. it involves spreading a honey baked hams legs and inserting your shaft into her candy basket. after 2 mins of humping, remove the d, and roll her over into the golden retriever doggy style position. continue visiting pound town, while at the same time ripping off a piece of duct tape and placing it in your hand. spread her -ss cheeks apart with your man hands and place the strip on her -sshole. quickly, push it into position then remove it violently, while shouting “gotcha b-tch”. you have successfully completed the oatman…..geaux tigers
yoooo brah, i give my b-tch the oatman last night…….shes been bleeding in her panties all day….#winning
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