the oatmeal code


a way for students to talk about drugs, s-x, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.
student1: then when i brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the princ-p-ls office, i know the oatmeal code, i used it in high school.

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