The Oatmeal


a hilarious and kick -ss web comic created by matthew inman who is from seattle, a city built of awesomeness. the comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what santa really does when you’re asleep.
why don’t you just go to the oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb -ss example?

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