The Obliterator
the s-xual artform know as the obliterator is quite possibly the most destructive act in s-x today. it requires insertion of a fully erect p-n-s into a -n-s and insertion of both t-st-cl-s into the v-g-n-, one at a time.
then you begin to rock back and forth in a violent manner, preferebly while flailing your arms wildly and screaming at the top of your lungs.
“hey susan, it’s me, jonathan. i was hoping you would let me come over and obliterate the f-ck out of you. cool? see you at karaoke tuesday.”
“h-llo, my name is erica and i was recently a victim of the obliterator from 3 differet men in one night. i’ve had abortions and i can no longer walk. g-d, it was great.”
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