The ol’ spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme
when you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a bl-wj-b and taste the seasoning. they bite your d-ck with the intent of revenge but realize that you we’re using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your d-ck the whole time.
“i gave my girl the ol’ spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn’t call the cops on me”
“she’s a keeper bro”
“i know i’m thinking of proposing this july”
“oh no way, congrats bro”
“thanks, bro”
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