The Old Slip
when a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her -sshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, “i love you!”, and jams his d-ck in her -ss.
“hey man, mary sure is walking funny today.”
“that’s cause last night was our anniversary. she gave me a new watch, and i gave her the old slip!”
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