The ole fingerbag
the neighborhood, school yard, or community sl-t/wh-r-/milf….basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much
jarod-“do you know mich-lle?”
jimmy-“no, who is she?”
jarod-“you know! the ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?”
jimmy-“ohhhhh! that mich-lle!
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