The Omniplex
the realm of simultaneous chaos and understanding. designed by divine beings and channeled directly through chicken mcgreen during times of anguish, pleasure, confusion, isolation and excitement. the omniplex brings peace and understanding through forgiveness and ascension.
chicken mcgreen: i was reading through the omniplex last night and found the truth.
john champlain: did you eat strawberries before hand?
chicken mcgreen: yep.
butch hamlin: hey fellas can i have some?
chicken mcgreen: where the h-ll did you come from?
butch hamlin: i was hiding in the corner all along!
john champlain: dude, you my friend are a f-cking weirdo.
butch hamlin: what do you expect? i was raised by lesbians!
chicken mcgreen: i visited your family once, they’re actually good people. you don’t have any excuses, go f-ck yourself!
john champlain: yea! go f-ck yourself you little bastad! and don”t expect any strawberries!!!
Read Also:
- Dirty Martian
a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!
- Blur-mergency
a blur-mergency is a situation of emergency surrounding the members of uk britpop band – blur. damon albarn: oh sh-t! alex is going mental, he needs to lay off the c-ke! graham c-xon: get him to a hospital, this is a blur-mergency!
- buddy hire
when a person in a company hiring position hires an old friend or someone they used to work with. usually this person turns out to be totally worthless and everyone can see why he or she didn’t have a job in the first place. “man, who hired that guy?” “he’s a buddy hire.” “oh”
- Akawish
paki guy would likes to have fun. he is smart, s-xy, talented in sports and get what he wants. anger is akawish downfall. but he never means what he does or says when he’s mad. akawish has a hard time trusting and letting people get close to him. akawish is a very loyal friend and […]
- Grant Park
small town not even on the map of illinois. very boring. also known as ‘gangsta’s paradise’ i went to grant park this weekend & slept the entire time.